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Воришка Аладдин, герой полнометражного мультипликационного фильма от Disney, имеет огромное доброе сердце. Но ему приходится воровать, чтобы выжить в опасном, но очаровательном городе Аграба, где жизнь бедняка кардинально изменится с появлением волшебной лампы.
Аладдин / Aladdin (1992)
Лексика для изучения (Субтитры)
| 1 | #Oh, I come from a land From a faraway place# |
| 2 | #Where the caravan camels roam# |
| 3 | #Where it’s flat and immense And the heat is intense# |
| 4 | #It’s barbaric but hey, it’s home# |
| 5 | #When the wind’s from the east And the sun’s from the west# |
| 6 | #And the sand in the glass is right# |
| 7 | #Come on down, stop on by Hop a carpet and fly# |
| 8 | #To another Arabian night# |
| 9 | #Arabian nights# |
| 10 | #Like Arabian days# |
| 11 | #More often than not Are hotter than hot# |
| 12 | #In a lot of good ways# |
| 13 | #Arabian nights# |
| 14 | #’Neath Arabian moons# |
| 15 | #A fool off his guard Could fall and fall hard# |
| 16 | #Out there on the dunes# |
| 17 | Ah, salaam, and good evening to you, worthy friend. |
| 18 | Please, please, come closer. |
| 19 | T oo close. A little too close. |
| 20 | There. |
| 21 | Welcome to Agrabah, |
| 22 | city of mystery, |
| 23 | of enchantment, |
| 24 | and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today. |
| 25 | Look at this. Yes. |
| 26 | Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries. |
| 27 | Will not break. Will not… |
| 28 | It broke. |
| 29 | Ohh! Look at this. |
| 30 | I have never seen one of these intact before. |
| 31 | This is the famous Dead Sea Tupperware. |
| 32 | Listen. Ah, still good. |
| 33 | Wait. Don’t go. |
| 34 | I can see that you’re only interested in the exceptionally rare. |
| 35 | I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. |
| 36 | Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. |
| 37 | Like so many things, it is not what is outside, |
| 38 | but what is inside that counts. |
| 39 | This is no ordinary lamp. |
| 40 | It once changed the course of a young man’s life. |
| 41 | A young man who, like this lamp, was more than what he seemed. |
| 42 | The diamond in the rough. |
| 43 | Perhaps you would like to hear the tale? |
| 44 | It begins on a dark night… |
| 45 | where a dark man waits |
| 46 | with a dark purpose. |
| 47 | You are late. |
| 48 | A thousand apologies, O Patient One. |
| 49 | You have it then? |
| 50 | I had to slit a few throats, but I got it. |
| 51 | Ah-ah-ahhh. |
| 52 | The treasure. |
| 53 | Ow! |
| 54 | Trust me, my pungent friend. |
| 55 | — You’ll get what’s coming to you. — What’s coming to you. Awk! |
| 56 | Quickly! Follow the trail. |
| 57 | Faster. |
| 58 | At last, after all my years of searching… |
| 59 | the Cave of Wonders. |
| 60 | Awk. Cave of Wonders. |
| 61 | By Allah. |
| 62 | Now, remember. Bring me the lamp. |
| 63 | The rest of the treasure is yours, but the lamp is mine. |
| 64 | Awk, the lamp. Awk, the lamp. |
| 65 | Jeez, where’d ya dig this bozo up? |
| 66 | Shh. |
| 67 | Who disturbs my slumber? |
| 68 | It is l, Gazeem, |
| 69 | a humble thief. |
| 70 | Know this. |
| 71 | Only one may enter here, |
| 72 | one whose worth lies far within. |
| 73 | A diamond in the rough. |
| 74 | What are you waiting for#Go on. |
| 75 | No! |
| 76 | Seek thee out the diamond in the rough. |
| 77 | I can’t believe it. I just don’t believe it. |
| 78 | We’re never gonna get a hold of that stupid lamp. |
| 79 | Just forget it. Look at this. |
| 80 | I’m so ticked off that I’m molting. |
| 81 | Patience, lago. Patience. |
| 82 | Gazeem was obviously less than worthy. |
| 83 | Oh, there’s a big surprise. |
| 84 | I think I’m gonna have a heart attack and die from that surprise. |
| 85 | What are we gonna do? We got a big problem here, a big… |
| 86 | Yes. |
| 87 | Only one may enter. |
| 88 | I must find this one, this… |
| 89 | diamond in the rough. |
| 90 | Stop! Thief! |
| 91 | Stop! Thief! |
| 92 | I’ll have your hands for a trophy, street rat. |
| 93 | All this for a loaf of bread? |
| 94 | Whoa! |
| 95 | — There he is! — You won’t get away so easy! |
| 96 | You think that was easy? |
| 97 | You two, over that way, and you, follow me. |
| 98 | — We’ll find him. — Morning, ladies. |
| 99 | Getting into trouble a little early today, aren’t we, Aladdin? |
| 100 | Trouble. No way. You’re only in trouble if you get caught. |
| 101 | — Gotcha. — I’m in trouble. |
| 102 | And this time… |
| 103 | Perfect timing, Abu, as usual. |
| 104 | — Abu. — Come on. Let’s get outta here. |
| 105 | #Gotta keep one jump Ahead of the bread line# |
| 106 | #One swing ahead of the sword# |
| 107 | #I steal only what I can’t afford# |
| 108 | That’s everything. |
| 109 | #One jump ahead of the lawmen# |
| 110 | #That’s all and that’s no joke# |
| 111 | #These guys don’t appreciate I’m broke# |
| 112 | — Riffraff. — Street rat. |
| 113 | — Scoundrel. — Take that. |
| 114 | #Just a little snack, guys# |
| 115 | #Rip him open Take it back, guys# |
| 116 | #I can take a hint Gotta face the facts# |
| 117 | — #You’re my only friend, Abu# — Who? |
| 118 | #Oh, it’s sad Aladdin’s hit the bottom# |
| 119 | #He’s become a one-man rise in crime# |
| 120 | #I’d blame parents Except he hasn’t got ’em# |
| 121 | #Gotta eat to live Gotta steal to eat# |
| 122 | #Tell you all about it When I got the time# |
| 123 | #One jump ahead of the slowpokes One skip ahead of my doom# |
| 124 | #Next time gonna use a nom de plume# |
| 125 | There he is. |
| 126 | #One jump ahead of the hit men One hit ahead of the flock# |
| 127 | #I think I’ll take a stroll Around the block# |
| 128 | — Stop, thief. — Vandal. |
| 129 | — Abu! — Scandal. |
| 130 | #Let’s not be too hasty# |
| 131 | #Still I think he’s rather tasty# |
| 132 | #Gotta eat to live Gotta steal to eat# |
| 133 | #Otherwise we’d get along# |
| 134 | Wrong. |
| 135 | Get him! |
| 136 | He’s got a sword! |
| 137 | You idiots. We’ve all got swords. |
| 138 | — #One jump ahead of the hoofbeats# — Vandal! |
| 139 | — #One hop ahead of the hump# — Street rat! |
| 140 | — #One trick ahead of disaster# — Scoundrel! |
| 141 | #They’re quick, but I’m much faster# |
| 142 | #Here goes, better throw my hand in# |
| 143 | #Wish me happy landin’ All I gotta do is jump# |
| 144 | Yuck! Oy! |
| 145 | And now, esteemed effendi, we feast. |
| 146 | All right. |
| 147 | Yum, yum! |
| 148 | Uh-oh. |
| 149 | Here. Go on. Take it. |
| 150 | Ah, don’t. Huh? |
| 151 | On his way to the palace, I suppose. |
| 152 | Another suitor for the princess. |
| 153 | — Out of my way, you filthy brats. |
| 154 | Hey! |
| 155 | If I were as rich as you, I could afford some manners. |
| 156 | Oh. I’ll teach you some manners. |
| 157 | Look at that, Abu. |
| 158 | It’s not every day you see a horse with two rear ends. |
| 159 | Ooh! |
| 160 | You are a worthless street rat. |
| 161 | You were born a street rat, you’ll die a street rat, |
| 162 | and only your fleas will mourn you. |
| 163 | I’m not worthless. |
| 164 | And I don’t have fleas. |
| 165 | Come on, Abu. Let’s go home. |
| 166 | #Riffraff, street rat# |
| 167 | #I don’t buy that# |
| 168 | #If only they’d look closer# |
| 169 | #Would they see a poor boy# |
| 170 | #No, siree# |
| 171 | #They’d find out# |
| 172 | #There’s so much more# |
| 173 | #To me# |
| 174 | Some day, Abu, things are gonna change. |
| 175 | We’ll be rich, live in a palace, |
| 176 | and never have any problems at all. |
| 177 | I’ve never been so insulted. |
| 178 | Oh, Prince Achmed. You’re not leaving so soon, are you? |
| 179 | Good luck marrying her off. |
| 180 | Oh! Jasmine. |
| 181 | Jasmine! |
| 182 | Jasmine! |
| 183 | — Jasmine! |
| 184 | Confound it, Rajah. |
| 185 | So, this is why Prince Achmed stormed out. |
| 186 | Oh, Father. |
| 187 | Rajah was just playing with him. Weren’t you, Rajah? |
| 188 | You were just playing with that overdressed, |
| 189 | self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren’t you? |
| 190 | Dearest, you’ve got to stop rejecting every suitor who comes to call. |
| 191 | The law says you must be married to a prince… |
| 192 | by your next birthday. |
| 193 | The law is wrong. |
| 194 | You’ve only got three more days. |
| 195 | Father, I hate being forced into this. |
| 196 | If I do marry, I want it to be for love. |
| 197 | Jasmine… |
| 198 | it’s not only this law. |
| 199 | I’m not going to be around forever, and, well, l… |
| 200 | I just want to make sure you’re taken care of. |
| 201 | Provided for. |
| 202 | Please try to understand. |
| 203 | I’ve never done a thing on my own. I’ve never had any real friends. |
| 204 | Except you, Rajah. |
| 205 | I’ve never even been outside the palace walls. |
| 206 | But, Jasmine, you’re a princess. |
| 207 | Then maybe I don’t want to be a princess anymore. |
| 208 | Oooh! I… I… |
| 209 | Allah forbid you should have any daughters. |
| 210 | Hmm? |
| 211 | I don’t know where she gets it from. |
| 212 | Her mother wasn’t nearly so picky. |
| 213 | Oh! Ah, Jafar. |
| 214 | My most trusted advisor. |
| 215 | I am in desperate need of your wisdom. |
| 216 | My life is but to serve you, my lord. |
| 217 | It’s this suitor business. |
| 218 | Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. |
| 219 | — I’m at my wit’s end. — Awk! Wit’s end! |
| 220 | Oh! |
| 221 | Have a cracker, pretty Polly. |
| 222 | Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals. |
| 223 | Now, then, perhaps I can divine a solution |
| 224 | to this thorny problem. |
| 225 | If anyone can help, it’s you. |
| 226 | But it would require the use of the mystic blue diamond. |
| 227 | Oh. Uh, my ring? |
| 228 | But it’s been in the family for years. |
| 229 | It is necessary to find the princess a suitor. |
| 230 | Don’t worry. |
| 231 | Everything will be fine. |
| 232 | Everything will be… fine. |
| 233 | The diamond. |
| 234 | Here, Jafar. |
| 235 | Whatever you need will be fine. |
| 236 | You are most gracious, my liege. |
| 237 | Now, run along and play with your little toys, hmm? |
| 238 | Yes. That will be pretty good. |
| 239 | I can’t take it anymore! |
| 240 | If I gotta choke down on one more of those moldy, disgusting crackers… |
| 241 | Bam! Whack! |
| 242 | Calm yourself, lago. |
| 243 | Then I’d grab him around the head. Whack! |
| 244 | Soon I will be sultan, not that addle-pated twit. |
| 245 | And then I stuff the crackers down his throat. |
| 246 | Ha, ha! |
| 247 | Oh, I’m sorry, Rajah. |
| 248 | But I can’t stay here and have my life lived for me. |
| 249 | I’ll miss you. |
| 250 | Goodbye. |
| 251 | Okay, Abu. Go. |
| 252 | Try this. Your taste buds will dance and sing. |
| 253 | Get your paws off that. |
| 254 | Why, you… |
| 255 | Get away from here, you cursed, filthy ape! |
| 256 | Goodbye. |
| 257 | Nice going, Abu. |
| 258 | Breakfast is served. |
| 259 | Pretty lady, buy a pot. |
| 260 | No finer pot in brass or silver. |
| 261 | Sugar dates. Sugar dates and figs. |
| 262 | Sugar dates and pistachios. |
| 263 | Would the lady like a necklace? |
| 264 | A pretty necklace for a pretty lady. |
| 265 | Fresh fish! |
| 266 | We catch ’em, you buy ’em! |
| 267 | Oh, no. I don’t think so. |
| 268 | Oh! |
| 269 | Excuse me. |
| 270 | I’m really very sorry. |
| 271 | Wow. |
| 272 | Uh-oh. |
| 273 | Hello. Hello? |
| 274 | Oh, you must be hungry. |
| 275 | Here you go. |
| 276 | You’d better be able to pay for that. |
| 277 | Pay? |
| 278 | No one steals from my cart. |
| 279 | Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I don’t have any money. |
| 280 | — Thief! — Please… |
| 281 | If you let me go to the palace, I can get some from the Sultan. |
| 282 | Do you know what the penalty is for stealing? |
| 283 | No! No, please! |
| 284 | Thank you, kind sir. I’m so glad you found her. |
| 285 | I’ve been looking all over for you. |
| 286 | — What are you doing? — Just play along. |
| 287 | You, uh, know this girl? |
| 288 | Sadly, yes. She is my sister. |
| 289 | She’s a little crazy. |
| 290 | She said she knew the Sultan. |
| 291 | She thinks the monkey is the Sultan. |
| 292 | O wise Sultan, how may I serve you? |
| 293 | Tragic, isn’t it? |
| 294 | But no harm done. |
| 295 | Now, come along, sis. Time to go see the doctor. |
| 296 | Oh, hello, Doctor. How are you? |
| 297 | — No, no, no. Not that one. — Come on, Sultan. |
| 298 | Huh. What? |
| 299 | Come back here, you little thieves! |
| 300 | With all due respect, Your Rottenness, |
| 301 | couldn’t we just wait for a real storm? |
| 302 | Save your breath, lago. Faster. |
| 303 | Yes, O mighty Evil One. |
| 304 | Part, sands of time. |
| 305 | Reveal to me the one who can enter the cave. |
| 306 | Yes! Yes! |
| 307 | There he is. |
| 308 | My diamond in the rough. |
| 309 | That’s him. That’s the clown we’ve been waitin’ for? |
| 310 | Let’s have the guards extend him an invitation to the palace, shall we? |
| 311 | Swell. |
| 312 | Almost there. |
| 313 | I want to thank you for stopping that man. |
| 314 | Uh, forget it. |
| 315 | So, this is your first time in the marketplace, huh? |
| 316 | Is it that obvious? |
| 317 | Well, you do kind of stand out. |
| 318 | I mean, uh, you don’t seem to know how dangerous Agrabah can be. |
| 319 | Hmm. I’m a fast learner. |
| 320 | Wow. |
| 321 | Hey. |
| 322 | Come on. This way. |
| 323 | Whoa. Watch your head there. |
| 324 | Be careful. |
| 325 | Is this where you live? |
| 326 | Yep. Just me and Abu. Come and go as we please. |
| 327 | That sounds fabulous. |
| 328 | Well, it’s not much, but it’s got a great view. |
| 329 | Wow. The palace looks pretty amazing, huh? |
| 330 | Oh, it’s wonderful. |
| 331 | I wonder what it would be like to live there, |
| 332 | and have servants and valets. |
| 333 | Oh, sure. People who tell you where to go and how to dress. |
| 334 | It’s better than here. |
| 335 | You’re always scraping for food and ducking the guards. |
| 336 | You’re not free to make your own choices. |
| 337 | — Sometimes you feel so… — You’re just… |
| 338 | …trapped. |
| 339 | So, where are you from? |
| 340 | What does it matter? |
| 341 | I ran away and I am not going back. |
| 342 | Really. How come? |
| 343 | Why, you… |
| 344 | My father’s forcing me to get married. |
| 345 | That’s… that’s awful. |
| 346 | Abu! |
| 347 | What? |
| 348 | Abu says, uh… that’s not fair. |
| 349 | What? |
| 350 | — Oh, did he? — Yeah, of course. |
| 351 | And does Abu have anything else to say? |
| 352 | Well, uh, he wishes there was something he could do to help. |
| 353 | Oh, boy. |
| 354 | Hmm. |
| 355 | Tell him that’s very sweet. |
| 356 | Here you are. |
| 357 | — They’re after me! You? — My father must have sent them… |
| 358 | — Do you trust me? — What? |
| 359 | — Do you trust me? — Yes… |
| 360 | Then jump! |
| 361 | We just keep running into each other, don’t we, street rat? |
| 362 | Run! Go! Get out of here! |
| 363 | Get this thing off of me! |
| 364 | — It’s the dungeon for you, boy. — Get off of me. |
| 365 | Let him go. |
| 366 | — Looky here, men. A street mouse. |
| 367 | Unhand him, by order of the princess. |
| 368 | Princess Jasmine. |
| 369 | — The princess? — Princess? |
| 370 | What are you doing outside the palace? And with this street rat. |
| 371 | That’s not your concern. Do as I command. Release him. |
| 372 | I would, Princess, except my orders come from Jafar. |
| 373 | — You’ll have to take it up with him. — Believe me, I will. |
| 374 | Jafar? |
| 375 | Oh, Princess. |
| 376 | Awk! Jafar, I’m stuck. |
| 377 | How may I be of service to you? |
| 378 | The guards just took a boy from the market, on your orders. |
| 379 | Your father has charged me with keeping peace in Agrabah. |
| 380 | — The boy was a criminal. — What was his crime? |
| 381 | I can’t breathe, Jafar. |
| 382 | Why, kidnapping the princess, of course. |
| 383 | If you could just… Aah! That hurt! |
| 384 | He didn’t kidnap me. I ran away. |
| 385 | Oh, dear. |
| 386 | Oh, how frightfully upsetting. Had I but known… |
| 387 | What do you mean? |
| 388 | Sadly, the boy’s sentence has already been carried out. |
| 389 | What sentence? |
| 390 | Death. |
| 391 | — By beheading. — No. |
| 392 | I am exceedingly sorry, Princess. |
| 393 | How could you? |
| 394 | So, how did it go? |
| 395 | I think she took it… rather well. |
| 396 | It’s all my fault, Rajah. |
| 397 | — I didn’t even know his name. |
| 398 | She was the princess. |
| 399 | I can’t believe it. |
| 400 | I must have sounded so stupid to her. |
| 401 | Yoo-hoo! Aladdin! |
| 402 | Hello! |
| 403 | Abu. Down here. |
| 404 | Come on, help me out of these. |
| 405 | Hey, she was in trouble. Ah, she was worth it. |
| 406 | Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 407 | Don’t worry. I’ll never see her again. |
| 408 | I’m a street rat, remember? And there’s a law. |
| 409 | She’s gotta marry a prince. |
| 410 | — She deserves a prince. — Ta-da! |
| 411 | I’m a fool. |
| 412 | You’re only a fool if you give up, boy. |
| 413 | Who are you? |
| 414 | A lowly prisoner, like yourself. |
| 415 | But together, perhaps we can be more. |
| 416 | I’m listening. |
| 417 | There is a cave, boy, a Cave of Wonders, |
| 418 | filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams. |
| 419 | Ooh! |
| 420 | Treasure enough to impress even your princess, I’d wager. |
| 421 | Jafar, can you hurry up? I’m dyin’ in here. |
| 422 | But the law says only a prince can… |
| 423 | You’ve heard of the golden rule, haven’t you? |
| 424 | Whoever has the gold makes the rules. |
| 425 | Why would you share all of this wonderful treasure with me? |
| 426 | I need a young pair of legs and a strong back to go in after it. |
| 427 | Uh, one problem. |
| 428 | It’s out there. We’re in here. |
| 429 | Uh-uh. Things aren’t always what they seem. |
| 430 | So… |
| 431 | do we have a deal? |
| 432 | Oh, I don’t know. |
| 433 | Who disturbs my slumber? |
| 434 | Uh, it is l, Aladdin. |
| 435 | Proceed. |
| 436 | Touch nothing but the lamp. |
| 437 | Remember, boy, first fetch me the lamp, |
| 438 | and then you shall have your reward. |
| 439 | Come on, Abu. |
| 440 | Would you look at that! |
| 441 | Just a handful of this stuff would make me richer than the Sultan. |
| 442 | Abu! |
| 443 | Don’t… touch… anything. |
| 444 | We gotta find that lamp. |
| 445 | Huh? |
| 446 | — Aladdin! — Abu, will you knock it off? |
| 447 | Abu, what are you, crazy? |
| 448 | A magic carpet. |
| 449 | Come on. Come on out. We’re not gonna hurt you. |
| 450 | Hey, take it easy, Abu. He’s not gonna bite. |
| 451 | Thanks. |
| 452 | Wait a minute. Don’t go. |
| 453 | Maybe you can help us. |
| 454 | Hey! Whoa! |
| 455 | You see, we’re trying to find this lamp. |
| 456 | I think he knows where it is. |
| 457 | Wait here. |
| 458 | Oh! |
| 459 | This is it? |
| 460 | This is what we came all the way down here to… |
| 461 | Abu! No! |
| 462 | — lnfidels! — Uh-oh. |
| 463 | You have touched the forbidden treasure! |
| 464 | Now you will never again see the light of day! |
| 465 | Whoa! |
| 466 | Help! Help! Help! |
| 467 | Gotcha! |
| 468 | Carpet, let’s move. |
| 469 | Abu! |
| 470 | Abu, this is no time to panic. |
| 471 | Start panicking. |
| 472 | Whoa! |
| 473 | — Help me out. — Throw me the lamp. |
| 474 | I can’t hold on. Give me your hand. |
| 475 | First give me the lamp. |
| 476 | Yes! |
| 477 | At last! |
| 478 | What are you doing? |
| 479 | Giving you your reward. |
| 480 | Your eternal reward. |
| 481 | It’s mine. |
| 482 | It’s all mine. |
| 483 | I… where is it? |
| 484 | No. |
| 485 | No! |
| 486 | Jasmine? |
| 487 | Oh, dearest. |
| 488 | What’s wrong? |
| 489 | Jafar has… |
| 490 | done something terrible. |
| 491 | There, there, my dear. |
| 492 | We’ll set it right. |
| 493 | Now, tell me everything. |
| 494 | Oh. |
| 495 | Aladdin. Wake up. |
| 496 | Aladdin. |
| 497 | Oh! My head. |
| 498 | We’re trapped. |
| 499 | That two-faced son of a jackal! |
| 500 | Whoever he was, he’s long gone with that lamp. |
| 501 | Aha! |
| 502 | Why, you hairy little thief. |
| 503 | Looks like such a beat-up, worthless piece of junk. |
| 504 | Hey, I think there’s something written here, |
| 505 | but it’s hard to make out. |
| 506 | Aaaaahhhhh! |
| 507 | Oy! |
| 508 | 10,000 years will give you such a crick in the neck. |
| 509 | Hang on a second. |
| 510 | Whoa! Whoa! |
| 511 | Does it feel good to be outta there. |
| 512 | Nice to be back, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 513 | Hi. Where you from? What’s your name? |
| 514 | Uh… Uh, Aladdin. |
| 515 | Aladdin. Hello, Aladdin. Nice to have you on the show. |
| 516 | Can we call you «Al»? Or maybe just «Din.» |
| 517 | How about «Laddie»? Sounds like, «Here, boy. C’mon, Laddie.» |
| 518 | I must have hit my head harder than I thought. |
| 519 | Do you smoke? Mind if I do? |
| 520 | Oh, sorry, Cheetah. Hope I didn’t singe the fur. |
| 521 | Yo, Rugman. Haven’t seen you in a few millennia. |
| 522 | Give me some tass-el. Yeah. Yo, yo. |
| 523 | Say, you’re a lot smaller than my last master. |
| 524 | That or I’m gettin’ bigger. Look from the side. Do I look different? |
| 525 | Wait a minute. I’m your master? |
| 526 | That’s right. He can be taught. What would you wish of me? |
| 527 | The ever impressive, |
| 528 | the long contained, |
| 529 | often imitated, |
| 530 | but never duplicated… |
| 531 | Duplicated, duplicated… |
| 532 | Genie… |
| 533 | of the Lamp! |
| 534 | Right here direct from the lamp, |
| 535 | right here for your very much wish fulfillment. |
| 536 | Thank you. |
| 537 | Whoa. Wish fulfillment? |
| 538 | Three wishes to be exact. |
| 539 | And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. |
| 540 | That’s it. Three. Uno, dos, tres. |
| 541 | No substitutions, exchanges or refunds. |
| 542 | Now I know I’m dreaming. |
| 543 | Master, I don’t think you quite realize what you’ve got here. |
| 544 | So why don’t you just ruminate |
| 545 | whilst I illuminate the possibilities. |
| 546 | #Well, Ali Baba had them 40 thieves# |
| 547 | #Scheherazade had a thousand tales# |
| 548 | #But, master, you’re in luck ‘Cause up your sleeves# |
| 549 | #You got a brand of magic never fails# |
| 550 | #You got some power in your corner now# |
| 551 | #Some heavy ammunition in your camp# |
| 552 | #You got some punch pizzazz Yahoo and how# |
| 553 | #See, all you gotta do Is rub that lamp and I’ll say# |
| 554 | #Mr. Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be# |
| 555 | #Let me take your order Jot it down# |
| 556 | #You ain’t never had a friend like me# |
| 557 | #Life is your restaurant And I’m your maitre d’# |
| 558 | #Come on, whisper what it is you want# |
| 559 | #You ain’t never had a friend like me# |
| 560 | #Yes, sir We pride ourselves on service# |
| 561 | #You’re the boss, the king, the shah# |
| 562 | #Say what you wish It’s yours, true dish# |
| 563 | #How ’bout a little more baklava#? |
| 564 | #Have some of column A Try all of column B# |
| 565 | #I’m in the mood to help you, dude# |
| 566 | #You ain’t never had a friend like me# |
| 567 | #Oh, my# |
| 568 | #No, no# |
| 569 | #My, my# |
| 570 | #Can your friends do this#? |
| 571 | #Can your friends do that#? |
| 572 | #Can your friends pull this# |
| 573 | #Out their little hat#? |
| 574 | #Can your friends go poof#? |
| 575 | Hey, looky here. Ha ha! |
| 576 | #Can your friends go Abracadabra, let her rip# |
| 577 | #And then make the sucker disappear# |
| 578 | #So don’t you sit there Slack-jawed, buggy-eyed# |
| 579 | #I’m here to answer All your midnight prayers# |
| 580 | #You got me bona fide certified# |
| 581 | #You got a genie For your charge d’affaires# |
| 582 | #I got a powerful urge to help you out# |
| 583 | #So what’s your wish I really wanna know# |
| 584 | #You got a list That’s three miles long, no doubt# |
| 585 | #All you gotta do is rub like so# |
| 586 | #Mr. Aladdin, sir Have a wish or two or three# |
| 587 | #I’m on the job, you big nabob# |
| 588 | #You ain’t never had a friend Never had a friend# |
| 589 | #You ain’t never had a friend Never had a friend# |
| 590 | #You ain’t never# |
| 591 | #Had a# |
| 592 | #Friend# |
| 593 | #Like# |
| 594 | #Me# |
| 595 | Ah ha ha! |
| 596 | Wah ha ha! |
| 597 | #You ain’t never had a friend like me# |
| 598 | Huh? |
| 599 | So, what’ll it be, Master? |
| 600 | You’re gonna grant me any three wishes I want, right? |
| 601 | Ah, almost. |
| 602 | There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos. |
| 603 | Like? |
| 604 | Ah, rule number one: I can’t kill anybody. |
| 605 | So don’t ask. |
| 606 | Rule number two. |
| 607 | I can’t make anybody fall in love with anybody else. |
| 608 | You little punim there. |
| 609 | Rule number three. I can’t bring people back from the dead. |
| 610 | It’s not a pretty picture. I don’t like doing it. |
| 611 | Other than that, you got it. |
| 612 | — Hmm. — Oh! |
| 613 | Provisos? You mean limitations? |
| 614 | On wishes? Some all-powerful genie. |
| 615 | Can’t even bring people back from the dead. |
| 616 | I don’t know, Abu. He probably can’t even get us out of this cave. |
| 617 | Looks like we’re gonna have to find a way out. |
| 618 | Excuse me? |
| 619 | Are you lookin’ at me? Did you rub my lamp? |
| 620 | Did you wake me up? Did you bring me here? |
| 621 | And you’re walking out on me? |
| 622 | I don’t think so, not right now. |
| 623 | You’re gettin’ your wishes, so sit down! |
| 624 | — In case of emergency, |
| 625 | the exits are here, here, here, here, anywhere. |
| 626 | Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. |
| 627 | We’re… |
| 628 | outta here! |
| 629 | Jafar, this is an outrage. |
| 630 | If it weren’t for all your years of loyal service… |
| 631 | From now on, you are to discuss sentencing of prisoners with me, |
| 632 | before they are beheaded. |
| 633 | I assure you, Your Highness, it won’t happen again. |
| 634 | Jasmine… |
| 635 | Jafar. Let’s put this whole messy business behind us. |
| 636 | Please. |
| 637 | My most abject and humblest apologies to you as well, Princess. |
| 638 | At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. |
| 639 | When I am queen, I will have the power to get rid of you. |
| 640 | That’s nice. All settled, then. |
| 641 | Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business… Jasmine? |
| 642 | Jasmine! |
| 643 | If only I had gotten that lamp. |
| 644 | «l will have the power to get rid of you.» |
| 645 | To think we gotta keep kissing up |
| 646 | to that chump and his chump daughter |
| 647 | — for the rest of our lives… — No, lago. |
| 648 | Only until she finds a chump husband. |
| 649 | Then she’ll have us banished. |
| 650 | Or beheaded. |
| 651 | Eww! |
| 652 | Oh. Wait a minute. |
| 653 | Jafar. What if you were the chump husband? |
| 654 | What? |
| 655 | Okay, you marry the princess, all right? |
| 656 | And, uh, then you become the sultan. |
| 657 | Oh. |
| 658 | Marry the shrew. |
| 659 | I become the sultan. |
| 660 | — The idea has merit. — Yes, merit. Yes. |
| 661 | And then we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff. |
| 662 | Yaaah! |
| 663 | Kersplat! |
| 664 | I love the way your foul little mind works. |
| 665 | Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. |
| 666 | Don’t stand until the rug has come to a complete stop. |
| 667 | Thank you. Goodbye now. Good-ye. |
| 668 | Thank you. |
| 669 | Well, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa? |
| 670 | Oh, you sure showed me. Now, about my three wishes. |
| 671 | Dost mine ears deceive me? |
| 672 | Three. You are down by one, boy. |
| 673 | Ah, no. I never actually wished to get out of the cave. |
| 674 | You did that on your own. |
| 675 | Well, I feel sheepish. |
| 676 | All right, you baaad boy, but no more freebies. |
| 677 | Fair deal. So, three wishes. |
| 678 | I want them to be good. |
| 679 | What would you wish for? |
| 680 | Me? |
| 681 | No one’s ever asked me that before. |
| 682 | Well, in my case… Ah, forget it. |
| 683 | — What? — No, I can’t. I… |
| 684 | Come on. Tell me. |
| 685 | Freedom. |
| 686 | You’re a prisoner? |
| 687 | It’s all part and parcel of the whole genie gig. |
| 688 | Phenomenal cosmic powers… |
| 689 | Itty bitty living space. |
| 690 | Genie, that’s terrible. |
| 691 | But, oh, to be free. |
| 692 | Not have to go, «Poof. What do you need? |
| 693 | Poof. What do you need? Poof. What do you need?» |
| 694 | To be my own master. |
| 695 | Such a thing would be greater than all the magic |
| 696 | and all the treasures in all the world. |
| 697 | But what am I talking about? Let’s get real here. |
| 698 | It’s not gonna happen. |
| 699 | Genie, wake up and smell the hummus. |
| 700 | Why not? |
| 701 | The only way I get outta this is if my master wishes me out. |
| 702 | So you can guess how often that’s happened. |
| 703 | I’ll do it. I’ll set you free. |
| 704 | — Uh-huh, yeah, right. — No, really, I promise. |
| 705 | after I make my first two wishes, |
| 706 | I’ll use my third wish to set you free. |
| 707 | Well, here’s hopin’. All right. |
| 708 | Let’s make some magic. |
| 709 | So how ’bout it? What is it you want most? |
| 710 | Well, there’s this girl. |
| 711 | Wrong. |
| 712 | I can’t make anybody fall in love, remember? |
| 713 | Oh, but, Genie, |
| 714 | she’s smart and fun and… |
| 715 | — Pretty? — Beautiful. |
| 716 | She’s got these eyes that just… and this hair. Wow. |
| 717 | And her smile… |
| 718 | Ami. |
| 719 | C’est l’amour. |
| 720 | But she’s the princess. |
| 721 | To even have a chance, I’d have to be… |
| 722 | Hey, can you make me a prince? |
| 723 | Let’s see here. |
| 724 | Chicken à la king? Nope. |
| 725 | Alaskan king crab. Ow. I hate it when they do that. |
| 726 | Caesar salad. Ah! Et tu, Brute. No. |
| 727 | Aha. «To make a prince.» |
| 728 | Is that an official wish? Say the magic words. |
| 729 | Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince. |
| 730 | All right! |
| 731 | Yo, yo! Woof! Woof! |
| 732 | First, that fez-and-vest combo is much too third century. |
| 733 | These patches. What are we trying to say, beggar? |
| 734 | No. Let’s work with me here. |
| 735 | Ooh. I like it. Muy macho. |
| 736 | Now, it still needs something. What does it say to me? |
| 737 | It says mode of transportation. |
| 738 | Excuse me, monkey boy. Aqui. Over here. |
| 739 | — Uh-oh. — Here he comes. |
| 740 | What better way to make your entrance on the streets of Agrabah |
| 741 | than riding your very own brand-new camel. |
| 742 | Watch out. They spit. Mmm. Not enough. |
| 743 | Still not enough. |
| 744 | Let’s see. What do you need? |
| 745 | Yes! |
| 746 | Esalalumbo shimin Dumbo. |
| 747 | Whoa! |
| 748 | Talk about your trunk space. Check this action out. |
| 749 | Abu, you look good. |
| 750 | He’s got the outfit. He’s got the elephant. |
| 751 | But we’re not through yet. |
| 752 | Hang on to your turban, kid. We’re gonna make you a star. |
| 753 | Sire, I’ve found a solution to the problem with your daughter. |
| 754 | Awk. The problem with your daughter. |
| 755 | Oh, really? |
| 756 | Right here. |
| 757 | «lf the princess has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, |
| 758 | then the sultan shall choose for her.» |
| 759 | But Jasmine hated all those suitors. |
| 760 | How could I choose someone she hates? |
| 761 | Not to worry, my liege. There is more. |
| 762 | «lf in the event a suitable prince cannot be found,» |
| 763 | Jerk. |
| 764 | «a princess must then be wed to…» |
| 765 | Hmm. Interesting. |
| 766 | What? Who? |
| 767 | The royal vizier. |
| 768 | Why, that would be… me. |
| 769 | But I thought the law says |
| 770 | that only a prince can marry a princess. |
| 771 | I’m quite sure that… |
| 772 | Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord. |
| 773 | Yes. Desperate measures. |
| 774 | You will order the princess to marry me. |
| 775 | I will order… |
| 776 | the princess… |
| 777 | to… |
| 778 | But you’re so old. |
| 779 | The princess will marry me. |
| 780 | The princess will marry… |
| 781 | — What. What is that? |
| 782 | That music. |
| 783 | Jafar, you must come and see this. |
| 784 | #Make way for Prince Ali# |
| 785 | #Say hey# |
| 786 | #It’s Prince Ali# |
| 787 | #Hey, clear the way in the old bazaar# |
| 788 | #Hey you, let us through It’s a bright new star# |
| 789 | #Oh come, be the first on your block To meet his eye# |
| 790 | #Make way, here he comes Ring bells, bang the drums# |
| 791 | #You’re gonna love this guy# |
| 792 | #Prince Ali, fabulous he Ali Ababwa# |
| 793 | #Genuflect, show some respect Down on one knee# |
| 794 | #Now, try your best to stay calm# |
| 795 | #Brush up your Sunday salaam# |
| 796 | #Then come and meet His spectacular coterie# |
| 797 | #Prince Ali, mighty is he, Ali Ababwa# |
| 798 | #Strong as ten regular men definitely# |
| 799 | #He faced the galloping hordes# |
| 800 | #A hundred bad guys with swords# |
| 801 | #Who sent those goons to their lords Why, Prince Ali# |
| 802 | #He’s got 75 golden camels# |
| 803 | Don’t they look lovely, June? |
| 804 | #Purple peacocks, he’s got 53# |
| 805 | Fabulous, Harry. I love the feathers. |
| 806 | #When it comes to exotic-type mammals# |
| 807 | #Has he got a zoo I’m telling you# |
| 808 | #It’s a world-class menagerie# |
| 809 | #Prince Ali, handsome is he Ali Ababwa# |
| 810 | #That physique, how can I speak Weak at the knee# |
| 811 | #Well, get on out in that square# |
| 812 | #Adjust your veil and prepare# |
| 813 | #To gawk and grovel and stare At Prince Ali# |
| 814 | — #He’s got 95 white Persian monkeys# — #He’s got the monkeys# |
| 815 | — #Let’s see the monkeys# — #And to view them he charges no fee# |
| 816 | #He’s got slaves He’s got servants and flunkies# |
| 817 | #Proud to work for him They bow to his whim, love serving him# |
| 818 | #They’re just lousy with loyalty to Ali# |
| 819 | #Prince Ali# |
| 820 | #Prince Ali, Amorous he Ali Ababwa# |
| 821 | #Heard your princess Was a sight lovely to see# |
| 822 | #And that, good people, is why# |
| 823 | #He got dolled up and dropped by# |
| 824 | #With 60 elephants, llamas galore# |
| 825 | #With bears and lions, A brass band and more# |
| 826 | #With his 40 fakirs, His cooks, his bakers# |
| 827 | #His birds that warble on key# |
| 828 | #Make way# |
| 829 | #For Prince Ali# |
| 830 | Splendid. Absolutely marvelous. |
| 831 | Your Majesty, |
| 832 | I have journeyed from afar to seek your daughter’s hand. |
| 833 | Prince Ali Ababwa. |
| 834 | Of course. I’m delighted to meet you. |
| 835 | This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He’s delighted, too. |
| 836 | Ecstatic. |
| 837 | — I’m afraid, Prince Abooboo… — Ababwa. |
| 838 | Whatever. |
| 839 | You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to… |
| 840 | By Allah, this is quite a remarkable device. |
| 841 | Ooh. |
| 842 | I don’t suppose I might… |
| 843 | Why, certainly, Your Majesty. Allow me. |
| 844 | Sire, I must advise against this. |
| 845 | Oh, button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun. |
| 846 | Ow, ow, ow. |
| 847 | Ahh! Whoa! |
| 848 | Just where did you say you were from? |
| 849 | Oh, much farther than you’ve traveled, I’m sure. |
| 850 | — Try me. — Look out, Polly. |
| 851 | Hey, watch it. |
| 852 | Watch it with the dumb rug. |
| 853 | Aah! |
| 854 | Whew! |
| 855 | Out of the way. I’m coming in to land. |
| 856 | Jafar, watch this. |
| 857 | — Spectacular, Your Highness. — That was lovely. |
| 858 | Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it. |
| 859 | This is a very impressive youth. |
| 860 | And a prince besides. |
| 861 | If we’re lucky, you won’t have to marry Jasmine after all. |
| 862 | — I don’t trust him, Sire. — Nonsense. |
| 863 | One thing I pride myself on, Jafar, |
| 864 | I’m an excellent judge of character. |
| 865 | Oh, excellent judge. Yeah, sure. Not! |
| 866 | Jasmine will like this one. |
| 867 | And I’m pretty sure I’ll like Princess Jasmine. |
| 868 | Your Highness, no. I must intercede on Jasmine’s behalf. |
| 869 | This boy is no different from the others. |
| 870 | What makes him think he is worthy of the princess? |
| 871 | Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. |
| 872 | Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter. |
| 873 | How dare you. |
| 874 | All of you. Standing around deciding my future? |
| 875 | I am not a prize to be won. |
| 876 | Oh, dear. |
| 877 | Don’t worry, Prince Ali. |
| 878 | Just give Jasmine time to cool down. |
| 879 | I think it’s time to say good-bye to Prince Abooboo. |
| 880 | What am I gonna do? |
| 881 | Jasmine won’t even let me talk to her. |
| 882 | I should’ve known I couldn’t pull off this stupid prince wish. |
| 883 | So move. |
| 884 | Hey. |
| 885 | That’s a good move. |
| 886 | I can’t believe it. I’m losing to a rug. |
| 887 | Genie, I need help. |
| 888 | All right, Sparky, here’s the deal. |
| 889 | If you wanna court the little lady, |
| 890 | you gotta be a straight shooter. |
| 891 | — Do you got it? — What? |
| 892 | Tell her the… |
| 893 | -…truth! — No way. |
| 894 | If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, |
| 895 | she’d laugh at me. |
| 896 | A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh. |
| 897 | Al, all joking aside, you really ought to be yourself. |
| 898 | Hey, that’s the last thing I wanna be. |
| 899 | Okay, I’m gonna go see her. |
| 900 | I just… I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. |
| 901 | How do I look? |
| 902 | Like a prince. |
| 903 | Princess Jasmine? |
| 904 | — Who’s there? — It’s me, Prince Ali. |
| 905 | Ahem. Uh, Prince Ali Ababwa. |
| 906 | I do not want to see you. |
| 907 | No, no, please, Princess. Give me a chance. |
| 908 | — Just leave me alone. — Down, kitty. |
| 909 | So, how’s our little beau doing? |
| 910 | Good kitty, take off. |
| 911 | Down, kitty. |
| 912 | Wait. Wait. |
| 913 | Do I know you? |
| 914 | Uh, no. No. |
| 915 | You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace. |
| 916 | The marketplace? |
| 917 | I have servants who go to the marketplace for me. |
| 918 | Why, I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants. |
| 919 | It couldn’t have been me you met. |
| 920 | No. I guess not. |
| 921 | Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about her. |
| 922 | She’s smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. |
| 923 | Anything. Pick a feature. |
| 924 | Ahem. Uh, Princess Jasmine? You’re very… |
| 925 | — Wonderful, magnificent, punctual. -…punctual. |
| 926 | — Punctual? — Sorry. |
| 927 | — Uh, beautiful. — Nice recovery. |
| 928 | Hmm. |
| 929 | I’m rich, too, you know. |
| 930 | — Yeah. — The daughter of a sultan. |
| 931 | I know. |
| 932 | A fine prize for any prince to marry. |
| 933 | Uh, right. Right. A prince like me. |
| 934 | Warning! Warning! |
| 935 | Right. A prince like you. |
| 936 | And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering peacock I’ve met. |
| 937 | Mayday! Mayday! |
| 938 | Just go jump off a balcony! |
| 939 | — What? — Stop her. Stop her! |
| 940 | — Want me to sting her? — Buzz off. |
| 941 | Okay, fine. But remember, «bee» yourself. |
| 942 | — Yeah, right. — What? |
| 943 | Uh… Uh, you’re right. |
| 944 | You aren’t just some prize to be won. |
| 945 | You should be free to make your own choice. |
| 946 | I’ll go now. |
| 947 | — No! — What? What? |
| 948 | How… |
| 949 | How are you doing that? |
| 950 | — It’s a magic carpet. — It’s lovely. |
| 951 | You, uh… |
| 952 | You don’t want to go for a ride, do you? |
| 953 | We could get out of the palace, see the world. |
| 954 | — Is it safe? — Sure. Do you trust me? |
| 955 | — What? — Do you trust me? |
| 956 | Yes. |
| 957 | Yes. |
| 958 | #I can show you the world# |
| 959 | #Shining, shimmering, splendid# |
| 960 | #Tell me, Princess# |
| 961 | #Now, when did you last Let your heart decide# |
| 962 | #I can open your eyes# |
| 963 | #Take you wonder by wonder# |
| 964 | #Over, sideways and under# |
| 965 | #On a magic carpet ride# |
| 966 | #A whole new world# |
| 967 | #A new fantastic point of view# |
| 968 | #No one to tell us no Or where to go# |
| 969 | #Or say we’re only dreaming# |
| 970 | #A whole new world# |
| 971 | #A dazzling place I never knew# |
| 972 | #But when I’m way up here It’s crystal clear# |
| 973 | #That now I’m in A whole new world with you# |
| 974 | #Now I’m in A whole new world with you# |
| 975 | #Unbelievable sights# |
| 976 | #Indescribable feeling# |
| 977 | #Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling# |
| 978 | #Through an endless diamond sky# |
| 979 | — #A whole new world# — #Don’t you dare close your eyes# |
| 980 | — #A hundred thousand things to see# — #Hold your breath, it gets better# |
| 981 | #I’m like a shooting star I’ve come so far# |
| 982 | #I can’t go back to where I used to be# |
| 983 | — #A whole new world# — #Every turn a surprise# |
| 984 | — #With new horizons to pursue# — #Every moment, red-letter# |
| 985 | #I’ll chase them anywhere There’s time to spare# |
| 986 | #Let me share This whole new world with you# |
| 987 | — #A whole new world# — #A whole new world# |
| 988 | — #That’s where we’ll be# — #That’s where we’ll be# |
| 989 | — #A thrilling chase# — #A wondrous place# |
| 990 | #For you and me# |
| 991 | — It’s all so magical. — Yeah. |
| 992 | It’s a shame Abu had to miss this. |
| 993 | Nah. He hates fireworks. |
| 994 | He doesn’t like flying, either. |
| 995 | Uh, that is, um… Oh, no. |
| 996 | You are the boy from the market. I knew it. |
| 997 | — Why did you lie? — Jasmine, I’m sorry. |
| 998 | — Did you think I was stupid? — No. |
| 999 | — That I wouldn’t figure it out? — No. |
| 1000 | I mean, I hoped you wouldn’t. No, that’s not what I meant. |
| 1001 | Who are you? Tell me the truth. |
| 1002 | The truth? |
| 1003 | The truth. Um… |
| 1004 | The truth is… |
| 1005 | I sometimes dress as a commoner, um… |
| 1006 | to escape the pressures of palace life. |
| 1007 | But I really am a prince. |
| 1008 | Why didn’t you just tell me? |
| 1009 | Well, you know… |
| 1010 | royalty going out into the city in disguise, |
| 1011 | it sounds a little strange, don’t you think? |
| 1012 | Hmm. |
| 1013 | Not that strange. |
| 1014 | Good night, my handsome prince. |
| 1015 | Sleep well, Princess. |
| 1016 | Yes! |
| 1017 | For the first time in my life, things are starting to go right. |
| 1018 | Abu. Abu. |
| 1019 | Hold him. |
| 1020 | I’m afraid you’ve worn out your welcome, Prince Abooboo. |
| 1021 | Why, you… |
| 1022 | Make sure he’s never found. |
| 1023 | Never fails. Get in the bath and there’s a rub at the lamp. |
| 1024 | Hello? Al? |
| 1025 | Al! Kid, snap out of it. |
| 1026 | You can’t cheat on this one. I can’t help unless you make a wish. |
| 1027 | You have to say, «Genie, I want you to save my life.» Got it? |
| 1028 | Come on, Aladdin! |
| 1029 | I’ll take that as a yes. |
| 1030 | Up scope. |
| 1031 | Don’t you scare me like that. |
| 1032 | Genie, l, uh… |
| 1033 | I… |
| 1034 | — Thanks, Genie. — Oh, Al. |
| 1035 | I’m gettin’ kind of fond of you, kid. |
| 1036 | Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything. |
| 1037 | Jasmine. |
| 1038 | Oh, Father, I just had the most wonderful time. |
| 1039 | — I’m so happy. — You should be, Jasmine. |
| 1040 | I have chosen a husband for you. |
| 1041 | — What? — You will wed Jafar. |
| 1042 | You’re speechless, I see. |
| 1043 | A fine quality in a wife. |
| 1044 | I will never marry you. |
| 1045 | — Father, I choose Prince Ali. — Prince Ali left. |
| 1046 | Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar. |
| 1047 | Prince Ali! |
| 1048 | How in the… uh. Awk! |
| 1049 | Tell them the truth, Jafar. You tried to have me killed. |
| 1050 | What? Ridiculous nonsense, Your Highness. |
| 1051 | He is obviously lying. |
| 1052 | Obviously lying. |
| 1053 | Father, what’s wrong with you? |
| 1054 | I know what’s wrong. |
| 1055 | Oh, my! |
| 1056 | Jafar’s been controlling you with this. |
| 1057 | What? Jafar? |
| 1058 | You, you traitor! |
| 1059 | Your Majesty, all this can be explained. |
| 1060 | Guards! Guards! |
| 1061 | Well, that’s it. We’re dead. Forget it. |
| 1062 | Just dig a grave for both of us. We’re dead. |
| 1063 | Arrest Jafar at once. |
| 1064 | This is not done yet, boy. |
| 1065 | Find him! |
| 1066 | — Search everywhere! — Jasmine, are you all right? |
| 1067 | Yes. |
| 1068 | Jafar, my most trusted counselor, |
| 1069 | plotting against me all this time. |
| 1070 | This is horrible, just horrible. |
| 1071 | How will I ever… |
| 1072 | Huh? |
| 1073 | Can this be true? |
| 1074 | My daughter has finally chosen a suitor? |
| 1075 | Ha, ha! Praise Allah! |
| 1076 | You brilliant boy, I could kiss you. |
| 1077 | I won’t. I’ll leave that to my… |
| 1078 | But you two will be wed at once. |
| 1079 | Yes, yes. And you’ll be happy and prosperous, |
| 1080 | and then you, my boy, will become sultan. |
| 1081 | — Sultan? — Yes. |
| 1082 | A fine upstanding youth such as yourself, |
| 1083 | a person of your unimpeachable moral character |
| 1084 | is exactly what this kingdom needs. |
| 1085 | We gotta get outta here. |
| 1086 | I gotta start packing. Only essentials. |
| 1087 | We gotta travel light. |
| 1088 | Bring the guns, the weapons, and how about this picture? |
| 1089 | I think I’m making a weird face in it. |
| 1090 | Oh, boy. He’s cracked. He’s gone nuts. |
| 1091 | Jafar! Jafar! |
| 1092 | Get a grip! |
| 1093 | Good grip. |
| 1094 | Prince Ali is nothing more than that ragged urchin, Aladdin. |
| 1095 | — He has the lamp, lago. — Why, that miserable… |
| 1096 | But you are going to relieve him of it. |
| 1097 | Me? |
| 1098 | Sultan? |
| 1099 | They want me to be Sultan? |
| 1100 | Huzzah! |
| 1101 | #Hail the conquering hero# |
| 1102 | Aladdin, you’ve just won the heart of the princess. |
| 1103 | What are you gonna do next? |
| 1104 | Psst. Your line is, «I’m going to free the genie.» |
| 1105 | Anytime. |
| 1106 | — Genie. I can’t. — Sure you can. |
| 1107 | You just go, «Genie, I wish you free.» |
| 1108 | I’m serious. |
| 1109 | Look, I’m sorry. I really am. But they wanna make me sultan. |
| 1110 | No. They wanna make Prince Ali sultan. |
| 1111 | Without you, I’m just Aladdin. |
| 1112 | — Al, you won. — Because of you. |
| 1113 | The only reason anyone thinks I’m worth anything is because of you. |
| 1114 | What if they find out I’m not really a prince? |
| 1115 | What if Jasmine finds out? I’d lose her. |
| 1116 | Genie, I can’t keep this up on my own. |
| 1117 | I can’t wish you free. |
| 1118 | Fine. I understand. You’ve lied to everyone else. |
| 1119 | Hey, I was beginning to feel left out. |
| 1120 | Now, if you’ll excuse me, Master. |
| 1121 | Genie, I’m really sorry. |
| 1122 | Well, fine. Then just stay in there. |
| 1123 | What are you guys looking at? |
| 1124 | Look, l… I’m sorry. |
| 1125 | Abu, I’m sorry. I didn’t… |
| 1126 | Wait. Come on. |
| 1127 | What am I doing? |
| 1128 | Genie’s right. |
| 1129 | I gotta tell Jasmine the truth. |
| 1130 | Ali. Oh, Ali. Will you come here? |
| 1131 | Well, here goes. |
| 1132 | Jasmine? Where are you? |
| 1133 | Out in the menagerie. Hurry. |
| 1134 | I’m coming. |
| 1135 | You got a problem, Pinky? |
| 1136 | Jerk. |
| 1137 | Boy, Jafar’s gonna be happy to see you. |
| 1138 | — Excellent work, lago. — Ah, go on. |
| 1139 | No, really. On a scale of one to ten, you are an eleven. |
| 1140 | Oh, Jafar, you’re too kind. |
| 1141 | I’m embarrassed. I’m blushing. |
| 1142 | People of Agrabah, |
| 1143 | my daughter has finally chosen a suitor. |
| 1144 | Jasmine. |
| 1145 | Ali, where have you been? |
| 1146 | Jasmine, there’s something I got to tell you. |
| 1147 | The whole kingdom’s turned out for Father’s announcement. |
| 1148 | No. But, Jasmine, listen to me, please. |
| 1149 | — You don’t understand… — Good luck. |
| 1150 | …Ali Ababwa! |
| 1151 | Oh, boy. |
| 1152 | Look at them, cheering that little pipsqueak. |
| 1153 | Let them cheer. |
| 1154 | Let them cheer. |
| 1155 | You know, Al, I’m getting really… |
| 1156 | I don’t think you’re him. Tonight, the part of Al |
| 1157 | will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man. |
| 1158 | — I am your master now. — I was afraid of that. |
| 1159 | Genie, grant me my first wish. |
| 1160 | I wish to rule on high as sultan. |
| 1161 | — Whoa! — Bless my soul. |
| 1162 | What is this? |
| 1163 | What’s going on? Oh, my goodness, what’s happening? |
| 1164 | Father. |
| 1165 | Jafar, you vile betrayer. |
| 1166 | That’s Sultan Vile Betrayer to you. |
| 1167 | Oh, yeah? We’ll just see about that. |
| 1168 | The lamp. |
| 1169 | Finders keepers, Abooboo. |
| 1170 | Genie, no! |
| 1171 | Sorry, kid. I got a new master now. |
| 1172 | Jafar, I order you to stop. |
| 1173 | Ah, but there’s a new order now. |
| 1174 | My order. |
| 1175 | Finally, you will bow to me. |
| 1176 | We will never bow to you. |
| 1177 | Why am I not surprised? |
| 1178 | If you won’t bow before a sultan, |
| 1179 | then you will cower before a sorcerer! |
| 1180 | Genie, my second wish… |
| 1181 | I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world! |
| 1182 | Genie, stop! |
| 1183 | Ladies and gentlemen, |
| 1184 | a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar! |
| 1185 | Now, where were we? |
| 1186 | Ah, yes. Abject humiliation. |
| 1187 | Down, boy. |
| 1188 | Oh, Princess. |
| 1189 | There’s someone I’m dying to introduce you to. |
| 1190 | Jafar. Get your hands off her. |
| 1191 | #Prince Ali Yes, it is he# |
| 1192 | #But not as you know him# |
| 1193 | #Read my lips And come to grips with reality# |
| 1194 | #Yes, meet a blast from your past# |
| 1195 | #Whose lies were too good to last# |
| 1196 | #Say hello To your precious Prince Ali# |
| 1197 | Or should we say Aladdin? |
| 1198 | Ali? |
| 1199 | Jasmine, I tried to tell you. I’m just… |
| 1200 | #So Ali turns out to be Merely Aladdin# |
| 1201 | #Just a con, need I go on# |
| 1202 | #Take it from me# |
| 1203 | #His personality flaws# |
| 1204 | #Give me adequate cause# |
| 1205 | #To send him packing On a one-way trip# |
| 1206 | #So his prospects Take a terminal dip# |
| 1207 | #His assets frozen, the venue chosen Is the ends of the earth, whoopee!# |
| 1208 | — So long! — Good-bye, see ya. |
| 1209 | #Ex-Prince Ali# |
| 1210 | Abu. |
| 1211 | Abu! |
| 1212 | Oh, this is all my fault. |
| 1213 | I should have freed the genie when I had the chance. Abu. |
| 1214 | — Are you okay? — Mm-hmm. |
| 1215 | I’m sorry, Abu. |
| 1216 | I made a mess of everything. |
| 1217 | Somehow… I gotta go back and set things right. |
| 1218 | Carpet. |
| 1219 | Abu, start digging. |
| 1220 | That’s it. |
| 1221 | Yeah! All right! |
| 1222 | Now, back to Agrabah. Let’s go. |
| 1223 | Puppet ruler want a cracker? |
| 1224 | Here’s your cracker. Shoved all the way down your throat. |
| 1225 | Here. Have lots. |
| 1226 | Stop it. Jafar, leave him alone. |
| 1227 | It pains me to see you reduced to this, Jasmine. |
| 1228 | A beautiful desert bloom such as yourself |
| 1229 | should be on the arm of the most powerful man in the world. |
| 1230 | What do you say, my dear? |
| 1231 | Why, with you as my queen… |
| 1232 | Never. |
| 1233 | I’ll teach you some respect. |
| 1234 | No. Genie. |
| 1235 | I have decided to make my final wish. |
| 1236 | I wish for Princess Jasmine |
| 1237 | to fall desperately in love with me. |
| 1238 | Ah, Master, there are a few addendas, some quid pro quo… |
| 1239 | Don’t talk back to me, you big blue lout. |
| 1240 | You will do what I order you to do, slave. |
| 1241 | Jafar. |
| 1242 | I never realized how… incredibly handsome you are. |
| 1243 | Mmm. That’s better. |
| 1244 | Now, pussycat… |
| 1245 | tell me more about myself. |
| 1246 | You’re tall… |
| 1247 | dark… |
| 1248 | well dressed… |
| 1249 | Al. Al, little buddy. |
| 1250 | Shh. |
| 1251 | Al, I can’t help you. |
| 1252 | I work for Señor Psychopath now. What are you gonna do? |
| 1253 | Hey, I’m a street rat, remember? I’ll improvise. |
| 1254 | …cute little gaps between your teeth. |
| 1255 | Go on. |
| 1256 | And your beard… |
| 1257 | is so… twisted. |
| 1258 | — You’ve stolen my heart. — Jaf…! |
| 1259 | — And the street rat? |
| 1260 | What street rat? |
| 1261 | Yech! |
| 1262 | That was… |
| 1263 | You! |
| 1264 | How many times do I have to kill you, boy? |
| 1265 | Get the lamp. |
| 1266 | No! |
| 1267 | Ah, ah, ah, Princess. Your time is up. |
| 1268 | Jasmine. |
| 1269 | Oh, nice shot, Jaf… |
| 1270 | Don’t toy with me. |
| 1271 | Abu! |
| 1272 | Things are unraveling fast now, boy. |
| 1273 | Get the point? |
| 1274 | I’m just getting warmed up. |
| 1275 | Are you afraid to fight me yourself, you cowardly snake? |
| 1276 | A snake, am l? |
| 1277 | Perhaps you’d like to see how snakelike I can be. |
| 1278 | #Rick ’em, rack ’em, rock ’em, rake Stick that sword into that snake# |
| 1279 | You stay out of this. |
| 1280 | Jafar, Jafar, he’s our man. If he can’t do it… great! |
| 1281 | Aladdin. |
| 1282 | Jasmine, hang on. |
| 1283 | You little fool. |
| 1284 | You thought you could defeat the most powerful being on Earth. |
| 1285 | Squeeze him, Jafar. Squeeze him like a… Awk! |
| 1286 | Without the genie, boy, you’re nothing. |
| 1287 | The genie. The genie. |
| 1288 | The genie has more power than you’ll ever have. |
| 1289 | What? |
| 1290 | He gave you your power. He can take it away. |
| 1291 | Al, what are you doing? Why are you bringing me into this? |
| 1292 | Face it, Jafar. You’re still just second best. |
| 1293 | You’re right. |
| 1294 | His power does exceed my own. |
| 1295 | But not for long. |
| 1296 | The boy is crazy. He’s a little punch-drunk. |
| 1297 | One too many hits with the snake. |
| 1298 | Slave, I make my third wish. |
| 1299 | I wish to be an all-powerful genie! |
| 1300 | All right, your wish is my command. Way to go, Al. |
| 1301 | Yes. |
| 1302 | Yes! |
| 1303 | The power. |
| 1304 | The absolute power! |
| 1305 | — What have you done? — Trust me. |
| 1306 | The universe is mine to command, to control! |
| 1307 | Not so fast, Jafar. Aren’t you forgetting something? |
| 1308 | — Huh? — You wanted to be a genie… |
| 1309 | you got it. |
| 1310 | What? |
| 1311 | And everything that goes with it. |
| 1312 | — No! No! — I’m gettin’ out of here. |
| 1313 | Phenomenal cosmic powers… |
| 1314 | You’re the genie. I don’t want… |
| 1315 | Itty bitty living space. |
| 1316 | Al, you little genius, you. |
| 1317 | Ahh! |
| 1318 | Get your blasted beak out of my face. |
| 1319 | — Oh, shut up, you moron. — Don’t tell me to shut up. |
| 1320 | Allow me. |
| 1321 | 10,000 years in a Cave of Wonders ought to chill him out. |
| 1322 | Shut up! |
| 1323 | Jasmine… |
| 1324 | I’m sorry I lied to you about being a prince. |
| 1325 | I know why you did. |
| 1326 | Well, I guess… |
| 1327 | this is good-bye? |
| 1328 | Oh, that stupid law. This isn’t fair. |
| 1329 | I love you. |
| 1330 | Al, no problem. |
| 1331 | You’ve still got one wish left. |
| 1332 | Just say the word and you’re a prince again. |
| 1333 | But, Genie, what about your freedom? |
| 1334 | Hey, it’s only an eternity of servitude. |
| 1335 | This is love. |
| 1336 | Al, you’re not gonna find another girl like her in a million years. |
| 1337 | Believe me, I know. I’ve looked. |
| 1338 | Jasmine, I do love you, |
| 1339 | but I got to stop pretending to be something I’m not. |
| 1340 | I understand. |
| 1341 | Genie, I wish for your freedom. |
| 1342 | One bona fide prince pedigree coming up. |
| 1343 | — What? — Genie, you’re free. |
| 1344 | I’m free. I’m free. |
| 1345 | Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. |
| 1346 | Say, «l want the Nile.» Try that. |
| 1347 | — Uh, I wish for the Nile. — No way! |
| 1348 | Oh, does that feel good! Oh! |
| 1349 | I’m free! I’m free at last! |
| 1350 | I’m hittin’ the road. I’m off to see the world. |
| 1351 | I’m… |
| 1352 | Genie, I’m… |
| 1353 | I’m gonna miss you. |
| 1354 | Me, too, Al. |
| 1355 | No matter what anybody says, |
| 1356 | you’ll always be a prince to me. |
| 1357 | That’s right. |
| 1358 | You’ve certainly proven your worth as far as I’m concerned. |
| 1359 | It’s that law that’s the problem. |
| 1360 | — Father? — Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? |
| 1361 | From this day forth, |
| 1362 | the princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy. |
| 1363 | Him. I choose… |
| 1364 | I choose you, Aladdin. |
| 1365 | Call me Al. |
| 1366 | Oh, all of ya, come over here. Big group hug. |
| 1367 | Group hug. |
| 1368 | Mind if I kiss the monkey? |
| 1369 | Ooh, hairball. |
| 1370 | Well, I can’t do any more damage around this Popsicle stand. |
| 1371 | I’m outta here! |
| 1372 | Bye-bye, you two crazy lovebirds! |
| 1373 | Hey, Rugman, ciao. I’m history. |
| 1374 | No, I’m mythology. |
| 1375 | I don’t care what I am. I’m free! |
| 1376 | #A whole new world# |
| 1377 | #A whole new life# |
| 1378 | #For you and me# |
| 1379 | #A whole new world #? |
| 1380 | Made you look. |